Uganda has a lot of beautiful women. They are littered everywhere like K.C.C.A officials in stinking yellow T-shirts. On city square selling “mandazi”, deep in the kabarole shags cultivating “mayuuni” (yams by the way), down town in owiino market screaming “biri biri wano amasaati”, those women. They are everywhere. And they are beautiful. But not all of them are sexy. I mean, you don’t see a woman screaming “biri biri wano essaati” with her mouths flung wide open to expose their throats and you think of kissing her. Hell, No. You loathe such women. They are disgusti ng. The type that think cologne is a type of Congolese food. But that doesn’t mean all of them are like that. There are those that live at the opposite side of the sea. They wear outrageously expensive cologne that will scream from a mile away and speak in a cocktail of European accents yet they are Ugandan. They don’t have to strip to get a nod from the men’s nether regions. Hell, they don’t even have to smile. They are sexy for a horde of reasons and they will vary according to the men. But truth be told, they are the objects of desire and fantasy to all the men of Uganda. Ok, not all, let’s pretend we are exempting the horny bishops and fathers. Ladies and gentlemen, we unveil to you the 20 sexiest women in Uganda.
She is the brown curvy thing that the Ugandan men can’t seem to get enough of. They hold her picture and wank. Yes, they put posters of her in skimpy outfits all around their bedroom walls for evil reasons known only to them. We can, however, safely say they use them, for, well, doing “bad manners” with her in their fantasies. But must you blame the poor souls? Of course not! Zari’s brown thighs ooze sexiness and her hips banange. She would make Shakira cringe in envy at the very realization that Zari owns arguably the most non-deceptive hips in sub-Saharan Africa. She is the ultimate definition of sexy as you don’t need close inspection to notice the hips screamingly piercing at her dress and her thighs doing justice to the petition that the mini-skirt law (if any) should be scrapped off the constitution palate. I mean, what is clubbing without seeing thighs as luscious as those. Many Ugandan men who attend her all white party will confess that they go to the party to see her in revealing outfits just so they can catch as many glimpses of her brown thighs as the dress will let them. And her beauty is the icing on the cake. For a person with three kids, it is almost impossible to own the curves and waist line that she has. It is evident at her perfectly flat tummy and waistline that she works out. An effort to keep her body in shape by the way. Her ex-boyfriend , the renowned tycoon, Ivan Semwanga has cried all colors of tears for her to have him back because apparently, he realizes how sexy she was. Zari has however under looked the lorry of freshian cows he brought for her introduction and refused to go back, a feat that is driving Ivan Semwanga nuts. He is almost running mad over the realization that he cant have such sexiness back. I guess that explains why she stands out like the proverbial sore thumb among hordes of Ugandan women. She truly owns this slot and it will take some from Rwanda to unseat her from this throne. I swear!
While she has for the past two years been struggling musically, this ice cream lass has never struggled with enticing men with what her moma gave her. Many men would kill to have some of her ice cream. Preferably, the one in the gazelle-like thingamajigs that dangle from her chest when she bends over to dance to a tune. And her thighs too are a force to reckon with. She is among the few confident female musicians who wear skimpy dresses without body stockings. Her videos are extremely sexy, this one. She makes it a point to wear jaw dropping costumes exposing her velvet-like thighs and her cleavage which by the way, is the best thing that has happened to Ugandan music Videos. Anyway, she is number two so swallow.