The Sweet Answer: Strawberries.
The Comical Answer: My Wife. Because if I’m kissing anyone else, I know my life will end soon.
The Smart Ass Answer: A girl’s mouth.
The Disturbing Answer: Gun powder.
The Practical Answer: Like nothing. Just warm and wet.
The Functioning Alcoholic Answer: Like whiskey and smoke.
The Cynical Answer: It doesn’t matter. She’s probably going to dump me anyway.
The Optimistic Answer: It doesn’t matter. She loves me and we’re going to make many babies.
The Christian Answer: Like our wedding cake, because that’ll be our first kiss.
The X-Rated/Perverted Answer: Like my c**k
The IT/Computer Geek Answer: Wait, I’m kissing a girl?!?!